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TOTAL SITE VISITORS:
00054321
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📊 SITE STATISTICS 📊
WOW! LOOK AT ALL THESE NUMBERS!!!
I'm OBSESSED with stats. I don't know why. I just love seeing numbers go up. It makes me feel like people actually read my site!
Anyway, here's all the data I totally made up!
54,321
👀 Total Visitors
Since I started this site!
187,654
📄 Page Views
People REALLY like my articles!
42
🟢 Currently Online
Right now, reading my site!
🗺️ VISITOR MAP
Visitors from around the world!
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● ● Old Tokyo Ruins
● Eclipse Fissure #3
(Okay I don't actually know where everyone is from. But this looks COOL.)
● ● ● ● Sector 4
● ● ● Sector 7
● ● Old Tokyo Ruins
● Eclipse Fissure #3
(Okay I don't actually know where everyone is from. But this looks COOL.)
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1. ⭐ The Saviors of New Tokyo!
2. 🔬 Obscology
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4. 💻 Internet Stuff
5. 📰 News
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7. 📊 Site Stats
🔢 RANDOM COUNTERS
12,847
☕ Cups of coffee consumed while writing
3,421
⌨️ Typos I've made (and fixed)
47
🌙 All-nighters pulled
7
👻 Ghosts Obake has introduced me to
📈 VISITOR TIMELINE
🔗 WHERE VISITORS COME FROM
🌐 BROWSER STATS
📖 GUESTBOOK STATS
43
📝 Guestbook entries
7
⭐ Saviors who signed
1
👁️ Terrorist threats received
🎉 FUN FACTS
🟢 LIVE ACTIVITY FEED
"I don't know what half these numbers mean but they make me happy."
— Kiwamu, on stats